So both Barack Obama and John McCain decided to take a day off from the campaign trail, stifle the urge to pummel each other, and pay homage at the 9/11 memorial site.  At one point they walk far enough away from earshot of the mikes to have a nice, little, private convesation.  Wonder how that went...

McCain: "So, hey...you know I was just effin' around with that whole Britney/Paris thing, right?  Hell, maybe if you weren't such a sexist, that wouldn't bug you so much, sonny."

Obama: "Sexist, huh?  What'd you nickname your wife again?  And you realize, of course, that when I said "lipstick on a pig", that Sarah was the lipstick, don't you?"

McCain: "Whatever, messiah!  Less talking, more photo-opping."

Here's a little of the raw footage.