Here are some fun facts about Governor Palin's spirit animal: the barricuda. Aside from the italics (my emphasis) and the snark in brackets, the contents of this Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barracuda) have not been altered in any way...
"Behaviour
"Barracudas occur both singly and in schools around reefs, but also appear in open seas. They are voracious predators and hunt using a classic example of lie-in-wait or ambush. They rely on surprise and short bursts of speed (up to 27mph (43 km/h)[3]) to overrun their prey, sacrificing maneuverability.
"The larger barracudas are more or less solitary in their habits. Barracudas do not stick around to care for their young [...Bristol? ouch!]. Young and half-grown fish frequently congregate in schools. Their food is composed of fish of all types. Large barracudas, when gorged, may attempt to herd a shoal of prey fish in shallow water, where they guard over them until they are ready for another meal. Large barracudas have been known to eat young barracudas [...or force them to marry redneck boy barracudas in shotgun weddings to score political points. Zing!].
"Barracudas and humans
"Like sharks, barracudas have long had a bad reputation as being dangerous to humans [and wolves...and polar bears...and Commissioners of Public Safety]. As barracudas are also scavengers, they may mistake snorkelers for large predators and follow them to scavenge the remains of any prey left after an attack.
"Being formidable hunters, they should be respected, as barracudas are perfectly capable of defending themselves against humans that harass them [unless those humans are members of the "Mainstream Media"]. Handfeeding or trying to touch them is strongly discouraged[citation needed]. Spearfishing around barracudas can also be quite dangerous, as they are strongly attracted by the wounded fish [like the mortally wounded campaign of Sen. McCain. Palin 2012?].
"There have been isolated cases where barracudas have bitten a human, but these incidents are rare and are believed to be caused by bad visibility. Barracudas will stop after the first bite as humans are not their normal food source.
"Wearing jewelry and other shiny objects is discouraged as barracudas are quite attracted to things that glint and shine [maybe Cindy McCain is a barracuda, too!]."